“Behind the quaint brick facade of this Capitol Hill home is a marvel of modern technology, a fully-customizable home environment that you can control with your phone from anywhere in the world. Think of the possibilities. If you and your significant other are out late at the opera or something, you can use your phone to make sure the kids are in bed on time, and, if you see them reading under the covers with a flashlight, send a powerful electrical shock through their mattress to let them know that Mommy is ALWAYS watching.”

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