Tenleytown Resident Records Neighbor’s Dog Illegally Crapping, Posts Video to Neighborhood Listserv [DCist] You’ll never see such breathtaking displays of pettiness as you will on DC neighborhood listservs. They’re like a never-ending “Real Housewives” catfight about someone putting their garbage cans out on the curb five minutes too early.
Bethesda Mall May Convert to Multi-Family Housing [Bethesda Magazine] I have to admit, the idea of living in a former mall does sort of appeal to me, though keep in mind that I also had a hyper-ironic mullet for like five years.
Swedish Park to Be Enclosed In Glass [Arch Daily] Hey, if we can have open air shopping malls, why not indoor parks?
You Can Now Sell Your Home On Snapchat [Oregon Live] The future is here. And it’s annoying.
This Burned-Down Texas Home Is One of the Most Popular Listings In America [Realtor.com] If your house has been languishing on the market for weeks or months, the lesson is clear: burn it down.
Anacostia’s Poplar Point Park Back On DC’s Agenda [Washington Business Journal] Maybe they should enclose it in glass?