WEEKEND HITLIST: FRIDAY 13TH EDITION

Okay, so it’s Friday the 13th and by all accounts this should be a questionable weekend to say the least, right? WRONG! This weekend is literally going to be jam packed full of insanity and I literally almost can’t take it.

I mean honestly, I blog about events for a living but I’m a total observer/introvert at heart and so I very rarely find events that are intriguing enough to get me out of bed on weekend morning… WEEKEND HITLIST: FRIDAY 13TH EDITION

YOUR WARM WEATHER WEEKEND HITLIST

Okay, so maybe it’s not necessarily summer as of yet — but a girl can dream can’t she!? Plus that GIF of Stewie from Family Guy just made me chuckle so I had to choose it for this despite it’s fairly loose relevence.

Trust me, you’re happy. You know you like it!

Alas — I digress, the spring/summer hybrid is officially in full swing. I know this because I put on my parka to go outside to walk my dog and was met with a bunch of hipsters dressed in shorts, boat shoes and Raybans.

Needless to say I immediately regressed back into my dark lair of writer solitude. YOUR WARM WEATHER WEEKEND HITLIST

WEEKEND HITLIST: SEE SOME ART, SMELL THE FLOWERS & MAKE A DIFFERENCE

Okay, is it just me or does it feel like finding a bunch of killer events this weekend is like pulling teeth!?!  I mean, seriously I really tried to compile my own independent information but I was struggling to put together a list that I was very proud of.

You see, I only recommend events that I could see either myself, my friends or family members attending because I’m trying to give you guys a good time. But it almost seems like all of DC is so wrapped up in the Cherry Blossom Festival that there has been a little bit of slack this weekend with the fun tickets!

Lucky for you — I never give up! And as a result,  I’ve compiled once again, a killer weekend Hit List, just for you. So get out, enjoy some art, smell some beautiful flowers and stand for a change! WEEKEND HITLIST: SEE SOME ART, SMELL THE FLOWERS & MAKE A DIFFERENCE

THE QUICK & DIRTY CLASSY ST. PATTY WEEKEND HITLIST

Well lasses and laddies if it isn’t the  weekend we’ve all been waiting for AKA St. Patty’s Edition,  where the rivers run green and the beers taste exactly the same except they always put that weird  green dye in them like #nothankyou.

Anyway, without further ado I will get you guys all informed for your awesome holiday weekend hit list, so sit back, relax and enjoy the ride! THE QUICK & DIRTY CLASSY ST. PATTY WEEKEND HITLIST

ART YOUR HEART OUT: MARCH EVENTS

Spring is here and what better way to ring in the new season than with a brand new ART YOUR HEART OUT courtesy of moi — UrbanScrawl DC’s resident artist/creative entrepreneur and lover of all things aesthetic.

Yep…I came up with that title myself…

::gives self mental high five::

Good job self! You rock!

If you’ve been a loyal reader to what is arguably the coolest, trendiest, hippest cultural blog in the District (we literally have the best writers EVER), then  you may or may not be aware of the fact that I started a monthly article on art events to help out all you lost art lovers in the area. ART YOUR HEART OUT: MARCH EVENTS

THE WEEKEND IS HERE MY CHILDREN-FOCUS ON YOUR WEEKEND HITLIST…

The weekend is officially in full effect and we’re certain that most of you couldn’t be more excited. Now, I know what you’re thinking…

But Danni… we are literally being  pummeled with apocalyptic winds that can only be accurately equated with having the full Wrath of Zeus reign down upon the DMV…

Well, to that I say BAH-HUMBUG! You worked your butts off this week and you better get that butts out and about so you can let loose and have a little fun…gale force winds or not!

Trust me, I fully understand that the struggle to avoid being the neighborhood cat lady or cat man (is that even a thing?) is #real. But for the love of all that is holy, put down that kale and white bean soup recipe you’ve just been dying to perfect this weekend and get out and let your hair down.

#EndRant.

You’re welcome. I’m thinking of becoming a life coach…

Here’s to the weekend hit list! THE WEEKEND IS HERE MY CHILDREN-FOCUS ON YOUR WEEKEND HITLIST…

WARM UP THOSE LOVELY BONES WITH THESE COZY DISTRICT HOTSPOTS

Okay, so the holidays have come to a close and let’s be honest – we’re all feeling a bit meh about it. Plus, we’re presently experiencing a level of cold that I can only accurately equate to being fully embalmed alive in pure liquid nitrogen.

Seriously, I can literally feel my body dying every millisecond that I am exposed to the District winter elements and there is no amount of layering that my fragile bones can find any remote semblance of comfort in.

Anyways… so the point is that this got me thinking…wouldn’t it be nice to have a list of insanely cozy establishments in the District that you could dart over to for a quick drink, get-together or an afternoon of remote work? WARM UP THOSE LOVELY BONES WITH THESE COZY DISTRICT HOTSPOTS