“In most houses, the sunroom should be the living room and the living room should be used for, like, box storage, although it has been pointed out to me that if you sit in your sunroom 24/7, you’re going to end up as tanned and leathery as a Texas long-haul trucker by the end of your first Netflix binge.  (On the other hand – vitamin D!)”

“In most houses, the sunroom should be the living room and the living room should be used for, like, box storage, although it has been pointed out to me that if you sit in your sunroom 24/7, you’re going to end up as tanned and leathery as a Texas long-haul trucker by the end of your first Netflix binge.  (On the other hand – vitamin D!)”

This gorgeous Palisades home looks like a model you’d see in a miniature terrarium on the desk of the super-attractive graphic designer in your office who’s so cool that when you asked them out for a drink that one time, they laughed and then said, “oh, were you being serious?”

This gorgeous Palisades home looks like a model you’d see in a miniature terrarium on the desk of the super-attractive graphic designer in your office who’s so cool that when you asked them out for a drink that one time, they laughed and then said, “oh, were you being serious?”

“I really enjoy going to people’s homes and looking at what their bars are stocked with;  it tells you a lot about a person.  (Case in point: my bar right now has a bottle of Southern Comfort next to a half-full two-liter of room temperature Dr. Pepper, and a bottle of jalapeno schnapps I bought because it was 90% off at the liquor store.)”

“I really enjoy going to people’s homes and looking at what their bars are stocked with;  it tells you a lot about a person.  (Case in point: my bar right now has a bottle of Southern Comfort next to a half-full two-liter of room temperature Dr. Pepper, and a bottle of jalapeno schnapps I bought because it was 90% off at the liquor store.)”

“This home was designed by Travis Price, and like most houses built by architects with immediate name recognition, this place has stunning light, monumental spaces, and more asymmetry than a 13 year old suburban kid’s haircut.”

“This home was designed by Travis Price, and like most houses built by architects with immediate name recognition, this place has stunning light, monumental spaces, and more asymmetry than a 13 year old suburban kid’s haircut.”

“The sprawling living room has tons of built-ins and a wet bar in the corner that can be hidden behind sliding doors, so when you want the party to be over, you can just slam the bar doors closed and stand there with your arms crossed until everyone takes the hint.”

“The sprawling living room has tons of built-ins and a wet bar in the corner that can be hidden behind sliding doors, so when you want the party to be over, you can just slam the bar doors closed and stand there with your arms crossed until everyone takes the hint.”

“The gourmet kitchen is huge, with acres of counterspace, high end stainless steel appliances, and glass-front cupboards so you can look at all the perfectly fine groceries you should have cooked, as you drunkenly eat a $35 lobster roll you got delivered through Postmates.  (What’s wrong with you?)”

“The gourmet kitchen is huge, with acres of counterspace, high end stainless steel appliances, and glass-front cupboards so you can look at all the perfectly fine groceries you should have cooked, as you drunkenly eat a $35 lobster roll you got delivered through Postmates.  (What’s wrong with you?)”

“The recently-updated master suite opens onto a private terrace that’s perfect for an afternoon lounge, late night smoke, or storing a broken down ’89 Mustang that you intend to restore but never quite get around to, and is an embarrassingly spot-on metaphor for your lost/dwindling youth.”

“The recently-updated master suite opens onto a private terrace that’s perfect for an afternoon lounge, late night smoke, or storing a broken down ’89 Mustang that you intend to restore but never quite get around to, and is an embarrassingly spot-on metaphor for your lost/dwindling youth.”