DO YOU LIKE CATS AS MUCH AS THE OWNER OF THIS HOUSE?

If you have a delirious all-consuming love for cats AND a borderline sociopathic disregard for the opinions of other people, I may have the dream home for you.

Located way out in the middle of unincorporated Concho, Arizona, and priced at a reasonable $240,000, this place takes ailurophilia way too far, and I say that as an unapologetic cat lover who has plush sheepskin catbeds bolted to all of my windowsills and who, at least once a month, while sitting in a bar or restaurant, will sniff the air and realize that one of the articles of clothing I put on that morning had been stealthily soaked down with cat urine at some point.  Let’s go to the photos … DO YOU LIKE CATS AS MUCH AS THE OWNER OF THIS HOUSE?

“There’s also a butler’s pantry and a wine cellar, which you might need to get renovated, because the racks aren’t big enough to hold the $7.99 five-gallon jugs of Ernest & Julio Gallo you favor.  (Hey, no judgment – I recently bought a bottle of Mad Dog because I was having a gnat problem in my kitchen, and I read online that Mad Dog is irresistible bait for gnats, but I ended up drinking – and enjoying – the whole bottle”

“There’s also a butler’s pantry and a wine cellar, which you might need to get renovated, because the racks aren’t big enough to hold the $7.99 five-gallon jugs of Ernest & Julio Gallo you favor.  (Hey, no judgment – I recently bought a bottle of Mad Dog because I was having a gnat problem in my kitchen, and I read online that Mad Dog is irresistible bait for gnats, but I ended up drinking – and enjoying – the whole bottle”

PSST!!! HAS ANYONE SEEN MORRIS!?

So were kind of upset right about now — borderline in mourning, okay. Being the uber sophisticated restaurant foodie-extraordinares that we are, we were very much looking forward to what was supposed to be this season’s hottest restaurant opening of Chef Spike Mendelsohn’s Morris inside of the Walter E. Washington Convention Center. So we’re sure you can imagine our surprise when we coincidentally stumbled upon THIS:

PSST!!! HAS ANYONE SEEN MORRIS!?