“I like to zip out, late at night, in my bleach-stained old sweatpants (I swear to you, those are bleach stains) and pick up a two-liter of Dr. Pepper and some barbecue potato chips, and the last thing I want on those embarrassing late night trash food runs, is to run into a dignified ex-president who’ll disapprove of my comfort snacks.”

“I like to zip out, late at night, in my bleach-stained old sweatpants (I swear to you, those are bleach stains) and pick up a two-liter of Dr. Pepper and some barbecue potato chips, and the last thing I want on those embarrassing late night trash food runs, is to run into a dignified ex-president who’ll disapprove of my comfort snacks.”

“There are twin basins and a balcony, which is not something I’ve seen in a bathroom before; the temptation to go out there naked after a shower, to “air dry” yourself would be hard to resist. (I’m sure the temptation will lessen after the third or fourth time your neighbors call the police.)”

“There are twin basins and a balcony, which is not something I’ve seen in a bathroom before; the temptation to go out there naked after a shower, to “air dry” yourself would be hard to resist. (I’m sure the temptation will lessen after the third or fourth time your neighbors call the police.)”