Wake up DC — because what the Washingtonian just coined the “Uber for private investigators” has just opened its doors for service to District residents all over.

A local private investigation startup that offers affordable by-the-hour pricing for individuals and “casual investigations” is making waves in the area for opening the doors to their eerily but fascinatingly majestic 8,000 square foot space.

Been wondering exactly where it is your girlfriend really goes every weekend when she claims she is spending time with her mother? YOUR OWN PERSONAL MAGNUM PI