I hate cleaning my house, so I just don’t do it. That sometimes leads to situations like the time I began sorting through a pile of sweaters on the floor of my bedroom and uncovered a writhing nest of silverfish. Still, I refuse to clean. Imagine my surprise when I recently learned there’s a decades-old solution to my problem that no one told me about. … THIS SELF-CLEANING HOUSE SHOULD’VE BEEN MORE POPULAR THAN THE IPHONE – SO WHY WASN’T IT?