VERY, EXTREMELY, INSANELY LAST-MINUTE VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT IDEA

Hello, Valentine’s Day –– we meet again. I’ve never been a huge Valentine’s Day girl. I mean, don’t get me wrong –– I used to love in grade school when it was a free for all as far as eating chocolate, hoping that my crush was going to suddenly come to their senses and love me, and all of the pre-bought store notes from classmates that were required, not warranted. However, in adulthood, I’ve certainly found myself on the more cynical side of the Valentine’s Day equation. I mean, how many burpees do I need to do to work off an entire heart filled with chocolates? And why is the ratio of good chocolates to nasty, cherry goop filled chocolates so askew? Also, why can’t I just go ahead and buy my own chocolates if I have to blatantly remind my husband that it’s Valentine’s Day anyway? Sigh. VERY, EXTREMELY, INSANELY LAST-MINUTE VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT IDEA

HOW TO CELEBRATE VALENTINE’S DAY? LET US COUNT THE WAYS

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It’s still more than two weeks until Valentine’s Day. That means if you think your girlfriend is expecting an engagement ring or other meaningful piece of jewelry that signifies a commitment on your behalf, you still have time to break up with her to avoid seeing her face fall when she opens the long, flat box and finds … GLOVES inside!

Of course for every couple who wishes the end would just come already for their stagnant relationship, there are two singles who would give up room in the medicine cabinet just for the opportunity to sit on the couch for one night next to a warm body and watch some crappy TV. HOW TO CELEBRATE VALENTINE’S DAY? LET US COUNT THE WAYS

SINGLE ON VALENTINE’S DAY IN THE DISTRICT: A SURVIVAL GUIDE

Valentine’s Day: Whether you bask in the glory that is an excuse to eat every piece of chocolate in sight or meet it like a mortal enemy who dares bring up that this is the fourth year in a row you’re spent single, eating Chinese food in your pajamas, it’s here again. There’s no avoiding it, so you might as well greet it will killer plans and a resolve to have a good time – even if it is just in the company of your cat. SINGLE ON VALENTINE’S DAY IN THE DISTRICT: A SURVIVAL GUIDE