Metro is going broke, still. They’ve already cut service and raised rates, and now they’re discussing the last resort of desperation; selling naming rights for stations. The fine American tradition of letting corporations name things for money has already given us Little Caesar’s Arena in Detroit (my bowels rumbled just reading that name) and a young boy named GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman. (For a lifetime of ridicule, the poor kid only got $15K.) I think we all know how this is going to turn out. … WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH SPONSORED METRO STATIONS?