Two Free DC Rowhouses – To Go [Urban Turf DC] The only catch is that you have to relocate the houses elsewhere. It would be a great prank to pay someone to move them to your ex’s front yard.
The Misery of Living In a Construction Zone [Washington Post] Pretty sure the first time I reconsidered the idea that we live in a just, orderly universe was when I woke up one day to find out that the city was going to be jackhammering my street for the entire summer.
What Happens When You Vandalize An Architectural Masterpiece? [Arch Daily] We’ve already had $425 pre-mud-stained jeans; can a pre-grafitti’d mansion be far behind?
This LA Condo Complex Offers Botox Bars and Robot Butlers [Hollywood Reporter] I didn’t think we would ever surpass “in-house pet grooming service” for Most Unbearable Building Amenity, but I think “Botox Bar” is giving it some real competition.