It’s an open secret that a lot of DC politicians and pro athletes live in CityCenter; ex-Attorney General Eric Holder and Senator Claire McCaskill come to mind. I’m honestly not sure if this unit used to belong to one of them, though, and I was too embarrassed to ask at the open house. I guess the only way to find out is to go door to door after you move in, lightly knocking on each door and then whispering, “Eric? Claire?”

It’s an open secret that a lot of DC politicians and pro athletes live in CityCenter; ex-Attorney General Eric Holder and Senator Claire McCaskill come to mind. I’m honestly not sure if this unit used to belong to one of them, though, and I was too embarrassed to ask at the open house. I guess the only way to find out is to go door to door after you move in, lightly knocking on each door and then whispering, “Eric? Claire?”

“The master bath has a glass-walled shower and twin side-by-side basins, because LORD KNOWS you and your beloved don’t ever want to be apart, even when you’re flossing. (You two make me sick.)”

“The master bath has a glass-walled shower and twin side-by-side basins, because LORD KNOWS you and your beloved don’t ever want to be apart, even when you’re flossing. (You two make me sick.)”

“It’s so Italian that as we strolled through the place, I couldn’t help saying everything in an Italian accent, until my girlfriend pulled me aside in the pantry and hissed, “You sound like Mario from the Nintendo games!” (I couldn’t even argue; that doesn’t mean I stopped using the accent, though.)”

“It’s so Italian that as we strolled through the place, I couldn’t help saying everything in an Italian accent, until my girlfriend pulled me aside in the pantry and hissed, “You sound like Mario from the Nintendo games!” (I couldn’t even argue; that doesn’t mean I stopped using the accent, though.)”

“It’s a good time to be selling in Kalorama, what with the Obamas and Ivanka Trump and whoever else moving into the neighborhood. Kalorama’s always been the “Cool Dad” of neighborhoods, but just as every dad is now trying to be the “I have a tasteful neck tattoo and wear skate shoes and repost Xanax memes on social media” Cool Dad (TM), Kalorama has now gone mainstream. “Kalorama is the new Georgetown” would be the bougiest, lamest t-shirt/linen tote bag that would nonetheless sell tens of thousands.”

“It’s a good time to be selling in Kalorama, what with the Obamas and Ivanka Trump and whoever else moving into the neighborhood. Kalorama’s always been the “Cool Dad” of neighborhoods, but just as every dad is now trying to be the “I have a tasteful neck tattoo and wear skate shoes and repost Xanax memes on social media” Cool Dad (TM), Kalorama has now gone mainstream. “Kalorama is the new Georgetown” would be the bougiest, lamest t-shirt/linen tote bag that would nonetheless sell tens of thousands.”